Local Radio Station for Helicopter, Fire, Ambulance, Police Now Available!

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HAGERSTOWN, MD - Due to the large number of requests on social media, the Washington County government has launched a radio station providing 24/7 coverage of important issues such as "where is the helicopter going" or "why did I just see police speeding down the road".

82.5 FM, broadcasting under the call sign NWSY, will be a public service funded by a grant through the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA). In exchange, local government will provide FEMA information on all residents, including their name, address, income, and when they are normally away from home. FEMA promises this information will be stored securely in a database designed by the creators of healthcare.gov, and residents should not be concerned.

Never before have residents had the ability to instantly access information about what is happening in their community.

One local resident was excited by the news.  "I can't believe it, I won't have to go to Facebook groups anymore to try and find out what's going on. Now I can just turn on the radio and get instant information! This 21st century technology is amazing!"

Local area residents can access this information at any time through their car or personal radio by tuning to 82.5 FM.

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