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"We didn't have any other choice." stated one councilman, "The mayor and council came to the realization that Hagerstown's issues are beyond the tipping point. Our only hope was to cash out. This has been in the works since May, and we're happy to announce it finally came to fruition!"
The buyer, Big Fun USA, has chosen the name "Adventure Park Hagerstown" for this first-of-its-kind amusement park.
"We're going to turn the entire city into a living amusement park. There are a lot of empty buildings we can tear down or renovate into attractions. We're also considering closing some of the roads to install major attractions such as water slides or roller coasters." stated one representative of Big Fun USA.
The first attraction, a giant water slide, will be installed on August 29 of this year on West Washington Street. A beer garden, food trucks, and additional kids activities will also be available as part of the celebration of the sale of the city.
No carnies were sent helplessly down log plume rides while writing this article. The Hagerstown Report is a satire website.
This is why people do not believe the news any more this is a lie, its a one day event. Get your facts and please don't exaggerate, unbelievable. I called city council administration , only because that would impact a lot of people!!!
ReplyDeleteHello Beth, do you have an alternative solution to Hagerstown's economic issues, such as unemployment and empty, unused buildings? We'd love to hear it!
DeleteEven if she would Ken does anyone have a solution... Except blaming the government and our not so lovely president Obama.
DeleteThere is an apartment building with plenty of parking that would make a great homeless shelter right beside the telephone company.
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