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| Cthulhu makes his announcement over the I-70/I-68 split. |
The campaign manager for Cthulhu stated that the Old One has been impressed by recent attempts to destroy Hagerstown from within, but there is much more work to do.
Cthulhu made his announcement as he arose from the clouds over the I-70/I-68 split.
The announcement came forth with a resounding "ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu Hagerstown wgah'nagl fhtagn", according to Cthulhu himself.
When asked regarding campaign financing, Cthulhu's campaign manager stated that it shouldn't be a problem, as the Old One has great influence over the weak minded, and may be able to win the election without raising any finances at all.
No Old Gods were harmed while writing this article. The Hagerstown Report is a satire website.
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