Few residents expected the sudden demolition of the local fast food joint, and many wondered why. Today, significant amounts of Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) were found by passersby.
"It's everywhere!" claimed a local resident. "It's covering the entire site, and today there was even some of the DHMO in the sky! It's crazy!"
Dihydrogen Monoxide, aka Hydrogen Hydroxide, aka DHMO, an industrial solvent and coolant, is an "enabling component" of acid rain -- in the absence of sufficient quantities of DHMO, acid rain is not a problem. Significant amounts of DHMO were also present at the recent chemical plant fire in Houston during Hurricane Harvey.
You can read more about DHMO at DHMO.org
If you are concerned about the effects of DHMO on your family, The Hagerstown Report has DHMO protective gear for sale.
Representatives from Burger King and the City of Hagerstown could not be reached for comment.
Eat recycled food. It's good for the environment, and okay for you. The Hagerstown Report is satire.
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