HAGERSTOWN, MD - Ally the Alligator, who was purchased by the City of Hagerstown and placed in City Park to control the geese population, escaped on her first day back in the park this year.
The town council decided to wait for the first day of summer to release Ally back into City Park, because they needed to make sure the water was warm enough for her.
"She's been cooped up in a heated shack for most of the winter, and I guess she needed to stretch her legs." stated one city official.
Residents are once again reminded that should they encounter the alligator, under no circumstances should you make any honking noise, or she may mistake you for a goose. Ally is trained to only eat geese.
Ally was last seen by the McDonalds at Long Meadow. If you see Ally, please do not approach her, but contact the town hall so that they may pick her up.
Additionally, should you see Ally, please keep your pets inside.
Ally the Alligator is the gift that just keeps on giving, eventually we'll have a sports team "The Hagerstown Gators". The Hagerstown Report is satire.
I didn't think this was our local Hagerstown...but when I read the actual article I saw that it is!
ReplyDeleteI love the part where it says "If you see her don't make any honking noises because she's trained to eat geese"!!!!
That is in NC.. Sneads ferry
DeleteThat is in NC.. Sneads ferry
DeleteIt says Hagerstown, Md.
DeleteI'm positive that is Sneads ferry nc. Just because it say md doesn't mean it is. We should all know the internet is not always right.
DeleteRead the end of the article .. .. ..
DeleteAlly the Alligator is the gift that just keeps on giving, eventually we'll have a sports team "The Hagerstown Gators". The Hagerstown Report is satire.
Its satire for a reason guys... Doesnt matter where the pic is from beecause again, its SATIRE.
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I didn't think this was our local Hagerstown...but when I read the actual article I saw that it is!
ReplyDeleteI love the part where it says "If you see her don't make any honking noises because she's trained to eat geese"!!!!
It doesnt say that
DeleteIt doesnt say that
DeleteTry NC
DeleteTry NC
DeleteIt says hagerstown md, md means maryland not north carolina
DeleteIt says hagerstown md, md means maryland not north carolina
DeleteIt's says this article is SATIRE @ the bottom... Gullible people
DeleteIt's says this article is SATIRE @ the bottom... Gullible people
Deletehttp://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/local/article84801562.html
DeleteThere is a city park and it does have geese problem. Had this problem 14 years ago when I lived there
DeleteWhen will you all learn! These are dangerous animals!
ReplyDeleteWhen will you all learn! These are dangerous animals!
ReplyDeleteIts satire as in fake
DeleteIdiots
DeleteIdiots
DeleteRead the end of the report This is SATIRE!!! Ally the Alligator is the gift that just keeps on giving, eventually we'll have a sports team "The Hagerstown Gators". :The Hagerstown Report is !!satire.!!
DeleteDo you people believe everything you hear this is so funny watch out maybe somebody's kid will fall in the lake at the city park and the alligator will eat them we all know this is not true you people are gullible
ReplyDeletecould at least have photoshoped the alligator in front of the actual Long Meadows McDs'...
ReplyDeleteThis is the exact same picture that was put up yesterday 6/19/2016 for the alligator in Topsail NC.
ReplyDeleteThank you.. I live near the location..it's a male gator .. he s alive and was relocated
DeleteThis is the exact same picture that was put up yesterday 6/19/2016 for the alligator in Topsail NC.
ReplyDeleteIs this safe to have at the park ?
ReplyDeleteAlly the Alligator is the gift that just keeps on giving, eventually we'll have a sports team "The Hagerstown Gators". The Hagerstown Report is satire. Maybe, just maybe read the whole article...........
ReplyDeleteThis is satire duhh witch means funny not real... God I can't beleive humans are really arguing about this.. It even says it's a satirical report!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThis is satire duhh witch means funny not real... God I can't beleive humans are really arguing about this.. It even says it's a satirical report!!!!!
ReplyDeleteIts in Buttpatt Arkansas and the alligator is a plastic one which boozers snitched off the wall of a bar
ReplyDeleteSo wait. It states what town and state yet you argue that fact and swear up and down its in a completely unrelated town and state when the article is purely fiction to begin with ? Wow. You're special
ReplyDeleteThankyou i thought i was the only person on here that knew the definition of satire. Cuz ya jnow its such a big hard word with a complicated meaning
DeleteThe comments are more entertaining than the article. Lol.
ReplyDeleteDamn I didn't know soon many ppl didn't what md stood of as far as states go. What dose it mean again? Ho wait! MARYLAND!!! So where did North Carolina come into the picture? I'll wait!
ReplyDeleteSome one decided to take the picture from Sneads ferry north Carolina news
DeleteSome one decided to take the picture from Sneads ferry north Carolina news
DeleteSome one decided to take the picture from Sneads ferry north Carolina news
DeleteThis is tacky, especially after the little boy was just killed last week at Disney by an alligator.
ReplyDeleteWhats tacky is bringing up a tragedy on a satire website meant to alleviate the doom and gloom caused by horrible stories such as that one. People often turn to humor as a way of copping with tragedy or hardships and if that is not for you, then kindly crawl back under the bridge and troll somewhere else.
DeleteIt says satire..
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