Must be willing to post dull, boring messages on social media, guaranteed not to boost social media likes or follows.
Under no circumstances are any of your social media postings to go viral, or you will be promptly terminated.
Must also sign waiver that your identity may be accidentally compromised due to lax computer security standards.
Pay is terrible, working conditions absolutely horrid.
To apply, please visit FCPS Maryland's website and submit your resume.
Sadly the last person to hold this position was fired because her witty tweets went viral. I thought the goal of social media was to make content go viral, who knew? The Hagerstown Report is satire.
Brilliant. Shame on the FCPS.
ReplyDeleteClever, beyond clever, one wonders if there is any educating in the management of the Frederick County Board of EDUCATION?I know the teachers are doing the best they can.
ReplyDeleteYou'd think FCPS would be concerned that a child in their school system who is old enough to tweet, can't spell!!!
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