HAGERSTOWN, MD - Tonight in the west end, multiple residents began simultaneously begging for forgiveness and salvation, as they heard repeated train horns, which they mistook for the seven trumpets of the apocalypse, as mentioned in the book of Revelation.
Several residents were sighted outside their homes fearful that the end has come.
Others simply took to social media to complain about the noise.
"Now remember everyone, if this is the apocalypse, you need to use hashtag #EndTimes. Any other hashtag will be unacceptable." said one local resident.
Hagerstown officials were not available for immediate comment, as they were all hiding inside a secret underground bunker beneath city hall, in case the end times really were upon us.
More details of this story as it unfolds.
No horsemen of the apocalypse were harmed while writing this article. The Hagerstown Report is a satire website.
No comments:
Post a Comment