Local Museum Director Caught in Global Conspiracy Faking Dinosaurs Existence

The actual book used in the conspiracy

HAGERSTOWN, MD - A local museum director has been discovered to be part of a global conspiracy faking the existence of dinosaurs. Discovery Station Director of Operations Brittany Wedd has been communicating with other museum directors across the globe to make the world's population believe that dinosaurs actually existed millions of years ago.

Hagerstown Report investigative reporter Loo Scallywag has discovered that Wedd as well as others have been communicating using a secret underground network of iron pipes, tapping out their communication with each other using Morse Code.

Hagerstown Report was tipped off when an anonymous local resident reported that they had proof Wedd was digging complex tunnel systems underground using the witchcraft she calls "science", and planting deep underground collections of chicken bones in patterns designed to fool paleontologists into believing they are the remnants of dinosaurs. Wedd would even use the same witchcraft to alter the carbon dating of the fossils, further tricking paleontologists.

The mastermind behind this operation is Steven Spielberg. Readers may recall, Spielberg is not only the producer/director of several movies in the Jurassic Park series, but also an avid hunter of wild triceratops. Hagerstown Report has uncovered definitive proof of the Wedd-Spielberg connection, through the selfie taken by Wedd below. The ultimate endgame of this global conspiracy is to increase interest in the Jurassic Park movie franchise, and continue its production through the 21st century.

Wedd with Spielberg during a triceratops hunting trip

The Hagerstown Report will keep its readers updated as more information about this conspiracy develops.

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