Mr. Trump will fly into the Rider Jet Center, and announce his purchase.
"We're going to make Hagerstown great again! First thing we're going to do is build a new baseball stadium, with my own money. Then we're going to level the entire Arts and Entertainment district, and replace it with a walking trail!"
Other improvements planned by Trump include the civil forfeiture of all property in Hagerstown through eminent domain, and the construction of several Trump casinos, as well as a wall to separate Hagerstown from the rest of Washington County.
Hagerstown officials were unavailable for comment.
Any local residents who wish to witness this historic purchase can register for tickets at Donald Trump's website.
No walking trails replaced functional buildings while writing this article. The Hagerstown Report is Satire.
Why Hagerstown?
ReplyDelete^^Really....
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DeleteHahaa he's not gonna do that, Haggy gonna scare him away!
ReplyDeleteHOAX .. most likely posted by Mayor Gysbert
ReplyDeleteMayor Gysbert isn't this clever
ReplyDeleteOnce he sees it he may either really pity us or run!
ReplyDeleteOnce he sees it he may either really pity us or run!
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