CVS Manager Accidentally Orders Fart Scented Perfume, AGAIN!

HAGERSTOWN, MD - A local CVS manager was in shock when, for the second year in a row, the Wilson Blvd. store received "ass fragrances" instead of boxes of assorted fragrances.

"I thought I entered the right order code this year!" stated the manager.

The company shipping the fragrances would not refund the products ordered by mistake, leaving the CVS with more of the horrible smelling perfume to try and sell.

Last year, the store received approximately 500 gift sets. Most of these sets actually sold, as residents thought "ass fragrances" was a typo. Much to their horror, the perfume really does smell like flatulence.

"I don't think they'll fall for it again this year" said an employee who wished to remain anonymous.

The gift sets will be available through Christmas.

Should CVS sell out, they are also available on Amazon.

This story really stinks. The Hagerstown Report is satire.