"I'm signing an executive order which prohibits trick or treat, costume parties, or the like." stated the President.
Citing public safety, the President signed today an unprecedented executive order affecting the celebration of a day which isn't even recognized as a Federal holiday.
There is, however, a silver lining. While Halloween may be canceled, United States residents can still get in their fill of horror and screams on November 8. You may even get to see a few clowns.
Trick, but the comments will be treats! The Hagerstown Report is satire.
Is this for the 31st?
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DeleteIt says that its satire at the end.
It isnt true.
DeleteIt says that its satire at the end.
Is this for the 31st?
ReplyDeleteI was gonna cry. X.x
ReplyDeleteI believe that Halloween is a day that celebrates the devil anyway so I truly wished it was true lol...
ReplyDeleteWho ever thinks Halloween needs to band didn't have a very good childhood... really ya'll were deprived as a child and I feel sorry for you...
DeleteI wished it was true cause I believe that Halloween is a day that celebrates the Birthday of the devil people lol...
ReplyDeleteWell, if I see a clown, I'll use the Trump 2nd admendment!! Then I'll go Madea on them!!
ReplyDeleteStop the bleeding of innocent children.
ReplyDeleteIt is most definitely not the devil's birthday lmfao I'm Wiccan and that is a major holiday for us
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