The following are REAL screenshots from campaign websites. Don't be too surprised if everything is gone by the time you read this article.
David Vogt's website is just a goldmine of SUPER finds!
David Vogt's campaign staff may be ordinary volunteers by day, but by night, they are super heroes!
Able to jump congressional primaries in a single bound, strong enough to ...give away free iPad minis?
His staff is so amazing, they can even provide you information on how to make your WordPress blog more valuable!
And for only $40 per month, you can even purchase web hosting through Vogt's campaign!
And if you're terrified by this, well, don't hug me...
And just in case you've never seen the amazing video featured on Vogt's website...
However, not to be outdone, Terry Baker has a few surprises of his own!
First off, Baker tells everyone what he really thinks about the Republican party...
Baker also makes sure to appeal to CD-6 voters who fluently speak Latin.
He also wants you to vote for Robert Jackson, whoever that is.
The fact of the matter is, politics (and web design) is too serious a matter to be left to politicians.
But for only $99/month, Baker will give you 4000 GB of RAM (wow that's a LOT!)
And last but not least, Baker has his own video too. One in which he calls everyone idiots.
It's actually a pretty good video. Did you know your emails to congress are carefully read by their trash cans?
Thank you Terry Baker and David Vogt for these amazing finds on your websites. We're sure you left them there intentionally as Easter Eggs, right?
If not, please tell us you'll at least be a bit more attentive to what's hiding inside Congressional Bills than you were to what's hiding inside your website!
No politicians sold web hosting plans while writing this article, at least I hope nobody bought them anyway. The Hagerstown Report is satire, but these screenshots are real! Sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction.
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