Parent with Annoying Children Offended by Teacher Joke About School Closure

Because, seriously, people complain about this stuff.

HAGERSTOWN, MD - A complaint was filed today with Washington Public County Schools due to a joke posted by a teacher.

In the joke, the teacher stated that school officials had decided to open school regardless of snow in response to several parents complaining that their kids are driving them crazy.

One parent, who wished to remain anonymous due to fear of public backlash, proceeded to complain to the school board upon learning that it was only a joke.

"I've been trapped with these hellions for four days straight now! You think this is a joke? They've already duct-taped the cat to the ceiling fan twice, while singing something about spin me right round baby." stated the parent, "I can't discipline them because all the new age parenting books tell me I need to allow them to express themselves as children! I need to send them back to school so they can be someone else's problem!"

Washington Public County Schools have been closed for several days due to a blizzard.

Several other parents contacted The Hagerstown Report with similar complaints, concerned that they don't want to hurt their children's feelings by telling them to behave. These parents also complained that WPCS should take the "Barnie Sandlers" approach to education, and redistribute grades evenly across all students. After all, why should a student who worked and studied hard get a better grade than a student who didn't study?

Representatives for WPCS were not available for comment, as school was closed for the day, and most were drinking wine in celebration of not having to deal with the original complaining parent's kids.

Sadly some people are too easily offended. Scary enough, they also procreate. The Hagerstown Report is a satire site.