Through revolutionary technology, The Hagerstown Report is able to enable you to tan at home for free!
All you need is a smart phone, and an internet connection!
Using the QR code above, readers can access the previously unlocked tan-at-home functionality of their smartphone. No installation required!
Please limit exposure to a maximum of 15 minutes per day.
Step 1) Set your phone brightness to maximum, not auto, and disable turning off your display! Having your phone set to auto will diminish the tanning effects, and if your display shuts off, the tanning won't work.
Step 2) Use your phone to scan the QR code pictured, or visit http://i.imgur.com/53DCg5a.png
Step 3) Point your screen at the area of your body you want to tan, and hold it approximately 1 inch away from your skin. Slowly move the phone across your body in order to receive a full tanning experience.
Please note that while untested with laptop or desktop systems, the same effects can theoretically be achieved using a laptop or desktop monitor. You will need to move your arms and legs in front of the monitor in order to achieve the same tanning effect evenly across your body.
This is just another thank-you for all our loyal readers!!!!!
Some phones are smarter than their owners. The Hagerstown Report is a satire site.
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