HAGERSTOWN, MD - At today's County Commissioner meeting, the commissioners were happy to announce Washington County's newest contribution to the Hagerstown Cultural Trail - a large mural of former President Bill Clinton.
The mural has been painted partially over "The Mural of Unusual Size" after numerous complaints from residents that the abstract art is an eye-sore.
"This mural is being donated to the City of Hagerstown by Washington County in honor of our successful trips to South Korea" stated a county representative.
The official unveiling ceremony will take place on Friday, August 16, and covered by Fox 5 news.
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