Inspired by recent reports of Ocean City denying topless women on the beach, the local "Resist" group is organizing "Topless Day in the Park" as part of their "Picnic de la Resistance".
The event is planned to be a fun filled day of beer, burgers, brats, and boobies. No wieners will be available or on display.
"We believe the community will come together and support this." stated a local representative. "There's nothing unnatural about a woman's breasts which should prevent their display in public, as long as she's attractive of course!"
Protesters will also have "tip" jars to show appreciation for their protest.
The picnic takes place on June 14, and is sponsored by Mitzi's in Funkstown.
Admission is $10 per person, kids eight and under are free. For ticket information please visit the Facebook event.
Harambe would be disappoint. The Hagerstown Report is satire.
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