In 1812, the City of Hagerstown was built over top of what was at the time called Elizabethtown, named after Jonathan Hager's wife. Many thought the buildings in Elizabethtown were destroyed during the construction of Hagerstown, however, recent discoveries have proved otherwise.
Remarkably, not only have most buildings survived the past 200 years, but there are still residents living in Elizabethtown! In fact, early estimates show approximately 400 people still reside in this long lost city.
Featuring a subway system, as well as steam powered electricity generation, the underground city still uses much technology from the early 1800's.
Residents of Elizabethtown are very reclusive, and appear to be suffering from Vitamin D deficiency due to lack of sunlight. The residents appear to speak an unknown dialect of German, which may tie back to Hagerstown's original roots. Researchers from University of Maryland are feverishly working to try and understand the unique language of these residents.
Hagerstown residents are recommended not to attempt to gain entry into Elizabethtown. Decades of lack of food has resulted in the residents becoming cannibalistic.
No urban adventurers were devoured while writing this article. The Hagerstown Report is a satire site.
April fools
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DeleteSounds about like whats above ground too
ReplyDeleteHaving ventured down into the underground, and spending much time there it is not Vitamin D deficiency they are mutations from the contaminated water. that seaped throught the old power plant. I also lost 2 fingers when I was attacked by a mutation.
ReplyDeletePlease explain more..i had a feeling I'm all ears and closed mouth..promise..
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