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Monday, January 7, 2019

Hagerstown Speed Cam "X-Ray" Upgrade Completed

HAGERSTOWN, MD - Today the city council announced that the "x-ray" upgrade to the speed cameras has been completed. This upgrade will allow the speed cameras to also issue citations for marijuana possession, which carries a fine of $100.

The new program is designed to help reduce people driving under the influence of marijuana, as well as boost declining speed cam revenues in the City of Hagerstown by 25%.

"Marijuana is still punishable by a civil fine, and the city has decided to take advantage of that to increase revenue." stated a city representative.

Motorists may appeal the citation by turning over the contact information for the dealer who sold them the marijuana. Appeals are not guaranteed.

Bombarding moving vehicles with x-rays sounds like a wonderful idea, I'm sure there wouldn't be any side effects whatsoever. The Hagerstown Report is satire.

4 comments:

  1. I would rather them fine people for cell phone usages more accidents happen because of cell phones than marijuana but what do i know

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  2. Is this not an invasion of privacy? I don't like people looking at my bones. Lol

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  3. It’s satire people, meaning it’s a joke. This isn’t really happening.

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