Three Secret Legendary Pokemon Discovered in Washington County Maryland

Tired of catching rats, birds, and caterpillars?

Want  to catch unique Pokemon with powerful attacks and unique appearances?

Look no further! The Hagerstown Report has assembled a guide of Washington County, MD's rarest Pokemon!

Allygator

This water-type Pokemon is rumored to have been intentionally placed in Hagerstown City Park to control the Rattata population. Allygator looks much like an alligator. Rumor has it that this Pokemon can only be caught on September 31 of each year.

Known Moves

Bite - A normal attack in which Allygator chomps upon the enemy Pokemon.

Submerge - A water attack in which Allygator disappears under the surface of City Park lake, then reappears after the next article is published.

Discovrasaurus

This ground-type Pokemon is rumored to inhabit the Discovery Station in downtown Hagerstown. The Pokemon can be very frequently seen, but to this date no-one has been able to catch it.

Known Moves

Roar - A normal attack in which Discovrasaurus lets out a ferocious roar, and waves its small hands menacingly. This move isn't very effective.

SCIENCE! - A psychic attack in which Discovrasaurus confuses the enemy Pokemon with random dinosaur facts.

Frychikachu

This flying-type Pokemon can only be caught at AC&T gas stations. So far it has only been caught once at the Lappans/Sharpsburg Pike AC&T, by singing "Spin me right round baby right round" while spinning the nearby Pokestop.

Known Moves

Fry - A fire attack in which the enemy Pokemon is breaded, then fried in a deep fryer.

Finger Lick - A psychic attack in which the enemy Pokemon is distracted by amazingly delicious food, and forgets to attack for one turn.

Have you discovered any rare Pokemon around the Tri-State area? If so, please share below!

Of course these Pokemon aren't real. But you should visit all these places anyway! The Hagerstown Report is satire.